The dingleberry solution, dingleberry gate. You know you never hear it on “Meet The Press”. Man, I gotta stay out of that fucking bar”.Īnother word you don’t hear too often is dingleberries. And the man is usually thinking, “Maybe she farts when she comes. Each of you is just wondering if the other one farted. A pussy fart is like when you’re making love to a woman who’s got a little extra air in her vagina and every time you thrust forward, it’s kind of a… And the two of you are just lying there. Now I said that on my last HBO show and apparently some people don’t know what a pussy fart is, because I got some inquiries. Let’s do a fucking show, huh? You know something people don’t talk about in public anymore? Pussy farts. Hey, I got 341 days sober and next year’s my 50th anniversary in show business. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I’ve been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, prepackaged, post-dated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’m toll free, bite size, ready to wear and I come in all sizes.
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Prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.īut I’m feeling. I’m a hands-on, footloose, knee jerk head case. Super size, long lasting, high definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last. Up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. I’m a totally ongoing big foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top but under the radar. I’m on point, on task, on message and off drugs. So I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time, I’m radioactive.īehind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I interface from a database, my database is in cyberspace. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer. A cutting edge, state of the art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. Politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist. Recorded on November 5, 2005, Beacon Theater, New York City, New York
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